GREEN! ITS ME, VERDE!
What the fuck happened last time, dude? You havent been to any of the game meetings.
I cant keep making up reasons why your cleric isnt our party. Im almost tempted to write you out of the game, but i wont cause you're my best friend.
Also, your mom called a couple days ago. I loaned her a couple bucks. Tell her its no big deal. Ive already made it all back she doesnt have to pay me.