This same thread pops up from time to time, so why not copy the pasta:
- Half the children in Japan are orphans, the other half have parents who work as software designers in the U.S.
- Women become ripe at age 9, peak at age 14, and are old hags by 19.
- Girls must perform an elaborate striptease before using magic. Boys merely need to rotate white grillwork around their feet. (see pic)
- The more obnoxious a girl is, the more she wants to have sex with you.
- People die when they are killed. Unless they don't.
- Nobody in Japan ever changes her socks. Or hairstyle.
- You never have to worry about bringing lunch to school. Some random girl will make one for you.
- If you trip and fall, the most likely way for you to land is face-first in a pair of boobs.
- All giant robots can fly, and faster than aircraft.
- Every cockamamie legend that even a 5-year old would sneer at is absolutely true.
- Porn is bad for you.
- Kids with rich parents are smart. (and also obnoxious, but I already knew that)
- All girls' uniforms are equipped with magical length-shifting miniskirts.