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Alright, no need to panic. I'm just alone, by myself, and completely, utterly alone, with nobody else, behind enemy lines, with nothing but my lasgun, a frag, and a loose sphincter. Ooh, shouldn't have had the chimichangas today. If any of those lily-livered sons of a retarded Ork's incest party come within a mile, they're gonna wish they was never born.

What? Radio's not working. Oh lord, this is just like that time back on Septimus Prime, except back then I... what's the use, there's nobody around me to tell my boring stories to.

...It's... so quiet here.