English is a crappy, erroneous language because whiteys insist that they are different by dropping random u's and changing random spellings. They couldn't actually spell properly for the most part when they separated from britain, which makes the idea of what your current education or lack thereof will do to your language is a funny thought.
We may have atrocious Engrish, but Japanese has a myriad more diversity in emotional tone. It doesn't give off that single heartless, brute tone a lot of english-speakers do, which kind of pisses me off, where mannerly Japanese gives a more welcoming feel.
We're also making fun of your shitty weeaboo Japanese.