!6WLOYpwYgg No.9747081 ViewReplyOriginalReport
You know what the real intimidating thing is about Luffy?

He could kill you in a dozen different ways with his penis. Just think about that for a second? How many ways do -you- know how to kill someone using only your penis? I'm guessing the answer is somewhere around zero.

Well Luffy can do it. Imagine Luffy gear thirding his penis. Just close your eyes, and imagine. Holy shit, he could make his dick the size of his entire body and club you to death with it! He could also stretch it out real long and wrap it around your neck, pull it back and smack you in the face with lethal force, stick it in your ass and inflate it tremendously... Holy shit. Do NOT fuck with Luffy, especially if it looks like he's got morning wood.