Konata, we could share our massive porn archives and videogame and manga collections. Together, we would be know as the legendary ero couple... I'm not interested in having children or a woman with a certain body-type or personality - I just want a woman that's got something in common with me and who is intellectually stimulating.
I'm currently with a girl like Misa, and mine has bigger tits.
Haruhi chooses you, not the other way around, for it would only be of God's own free will that would allow you to date her.