Fuck this shit. Fuck Dan-kunt.
Dan isn't awesome in the fucking slightest degree, he's in fact what he first seems to be: a pathetic little pile of failure who's sole ability in life is to keep score for the people who DO matter.
Just because his girlfriend has a combination of hotness and mental issues doesn't make him awesome, it makes him lucky, once. It's exactly like that little yambag Negima: real heroes should bend the fucking Universe to their will or die trying. These little shits just have the universe go: "Sigh. Here. I'd better help." Because THAT IS HOW MUCH FUCKING HELP THEY NEED.