[Captain] Look! Our king’s dauntless figure has not changed since he-
[Soldier 1] Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
[Captain] QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword of selection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk around with coconuts pressed to his chest!
[Soldier 2] So our king is a woman?
[Soldier 3] And quite a looker at that
[Soldier 1] Am I right?
[Soldier 2] It could be carried by an African swallow!
[Soldier 1] Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
[Soldier 2] Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
[Soldier 1] But then of course African swallows are non-migratory.
[Soldier 2] Oh, yeah.
[Soldier 1] So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[Soldier 2] Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?