I wish I could indulge in the ways of a true anonymous. Stay home, do nothing but surf /a/, watch anime, and fap. All day, every day.
Unfortunately, if I tried to do that I wouldn't be able to afford the roof over my head, let alone the electricity and internet so necessary to enjoy /a/.
So I go and work 5 days a week. Get up early, force myself out into the real world. And try to act like a normal person the whole time. Since I have an office job, being sociable is absolutely required. So I fake it, act personable, never admit I like anime. 4chan... whats that? Then I go home, surf, watch anime and fap.
How I admire you true anons.