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Hey /a/ Faggots,

My name is Matrix, and hate you. You are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of you because of your own insecurities, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO Alphanumeric!). You are faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch