My name is Matt, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are gay, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day destroying dark spires. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever picked up an instrument? I mean, I guess it's fun punching rivals because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Renamon.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the lead singer of a band and became an astronaut. What games do you play, other than "Drive Sora away with your bratty attitude and stupid hair"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.