Eh, I think it's true for me as well. I'm sharp-tongued and sometimes quick to make assumptions, narcissistic at times but not entirely cynical, and slightly tsundere.
What would be really funny is a group of /a/nons having "confession threads" IRL. Many tears would be shed. Also orgies. Or they'd all wack off together while writer anons spout erotic fiction about the latest moemoe character from the top of their heads. Oh god it would be great