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Hey weeaboos,

My name is Ed, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass cartoons. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on /c/.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a state sponsored alchemist, and a huge meme. What do you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also transmute straight, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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