I would love to be in a relationship with a cute yandere girl. I'd be totally devoted to her of course. But I'd do little things every now and then just to keep that crazy going. Like going out of my way to do a favor for another woman at work. Or talking a bit too long to some girl at a party. Just enough to get the gears going. And when we have a private moment, and she's driving that knife into me for the 9th time, I'd pat her head and tell her that she's the only one for me. We would then embrace and make sweet love before I go to the hospital.