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last year i went to the store and bought valentines chocolates on the day before valentines day. i had a cocky smirk on my face while waiting in line to make the purchase. when the clerk asked me if this was it, i told him that my real present for my girlfriend would be given later and gave him a wink. when i walked back and got to my car, i broke down in tears while stuffing the chocolate down my throat.