My name is Konata, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day browsing /a/. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Bible Black.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was leader of my MMORPG clan, and oldfag in 2chan. What otaku activities are you guys good at, other than "jack off to Clannad / Boku no Pico / Minami-ke"? I also get straight A's (when my dad promised to buy me stuff), and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch