I don't want to get into it again, but the cliffnotes:
1.) I have State Internet, routed through the municipal (sort of) network that connects all the hospitals
2.) I live in a school with 100 people, on a mountain in a valley, no alternatives exist.
3.) I pissed off the sysadmin by downloading loli. He also found out about the "route torrents through SSH-scam, so he told me to knock it off or live without /a/ for the rest of the year.