Calloused fingers ran through the blonde haired man's hair as his head moved up and down in a rhytmic pattern. Matt leaned his head back as a light moan came from his mouth, then a loud grunt as he farted. A loud kerplunk could be heard in the toilet bowl as Mello looks up to Matt from his knees, glaring at him as if he were some sort of disgusting pig. Matt looked down to Mello from his position on the toilet, rolling his eyes and pushing the blondes' head down again with his gloved hand, taking a long drag off of his cigarette with his free one.
The red haired man clinched his eyes shut as the loudest, smelliest fart so far was let asunder. Mello's eyes went wide as he let go of Matt's pen0r and pinched his nose shut, coughing from the smell. At that time, another cough was heard. The two men looked at each other with puzzled expressions on their faces as the coughing became more violent.
It wasn't long before the sink's cabinent door was kicked open, and the Whammy House's only white haired prodigy came falling out. Near's face was beat red from not only coughing, but also watching was was just happening before that wretched fart had been blasted. He stood up, not even bothering to look at Mello and Matt before running out of the bathroom, still coughing loudly as he ran down the hallway.