When did Jesus get promoted to God? Fuck, I was going for that promotion! Fuck! I-I mean I put up with Mr. God's bull shit on a daily basis "Hey, I should totally make some twisters!" he says! I says "No, c'mon man, be cool", and he's all "Eh, who cares, they'll all praise me for being alive, anyways, I mean, am I right?"! Oh, oh, and now this. Terrific. Just terrific. Maybe I'll go work for Satan, I hear he's got a DDR machine in his employee lounge.