Haruhi Suzumiya waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Cernel Koiume were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Haruhi was a space marine for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the spaceships and she said to Kyon "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Kyon said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the space station base of the SOS she knew there were demons.
"This is Koiume" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Haruhi gotted her palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the computer club
"I will shoot at her" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. Haruhi plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" she shouted
The radio said "No, Haruhi. You are the demons"
And then Haruhi was a zombie.