He then proceeds to walk over to the telephone and dial up a number.
Guy: Yes, hello, I'm afraid my wife is broken; she just refused to have sex with me.
Operator: Oh dear, my apologies. Does she still make food?
Guy: Yes, yes, that's part's fine, but that's not the issue here.
Operator: Of course not sir. Is she still under warranty?
Guy: Yes, I married her a couple years ago, I've got the receipt in my safe.
Operator: Great. We'll send a new one over right away.
Guy: Great, thanks.