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Hey Vampire Freaks,

My name is Alexander Anderson, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pale, retarded, no-life kings who spend every second of their day sleeping in stupid ass coffins. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, since you're not Ghouls does that mean you've never gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a Protestant.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Awesome body, sexy hair, professional in exorcism, and am a living weapon developed by humans to defeat the likes of you. What abilities do you have, other than "latching onto people like parasites"? I also get to oppress pagans, and have a banging hot harem of choir boys (they just blew me; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves, a second time. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me fucking one of my bitches behind the altar