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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
If you let me speak
It’ll take a minute or two
I'll tell you how I became a were-hakutaku

In Gensokyo born and raised
In the schoolhouse was where I spent most of my days
Studyin' readin' learnin' history
My unweighted GPA was a 4.3
When a hakutaku
Who was throwin’ a fit
Came into town and started tearin’ up shit
I got one lil’ bite and my mom let out a cry
She said 'You now carry the curse of that damn youkai'

Things went okay ‘til the moon came up
‘Cuz then I grew horns and a tail and got a green getup
If anything I can say I was quite riled
‘Specially since the townsfolk had me exiled

I wandered around and found a village being harassed
By a night sparrow; I kicked its sorry youkai ass
And the people accepted me
Even though they knew
That I’m actually a were-hakutaku