I hope you don't mind if I borrow a few lines from that.
I am the bone of my LAN.
The Internet is my body, and servers are my blood.
I have used over a thousand IPs.
Unaware to RAGE.
Nor aware of flames.
Have withstood firewalls to vote many times.
Waiting for the true winner.
I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was "Unlimited Proxy Works."