So...I tried out the Anime club at my college, just to see what it was like. All the stereotypes were there, the fatass, the stutterer, the quiet yaoi fanartist, the obnoxious bitch, the christian, and the normal that seems out of place. I was the only other normal there. So I go to the first meeting, sit down and take my laptop out and go on 4chan. Immediately after the page loads, an ugly kid with some kind of speech impediment, wearing a black dress shirt and black pants, comes over and says, "4chaaawwwn? I know 4chaaawwwwn, it's cool!" He has a look on his face as if I was some kind of cool rebel that was not afraid to go on /b/ or something. He then said, "Do you like mudkips?" in his stupid voice, hovering over me like a retarded asshole. Not to mention the fact that he got the damn meme wrong, he just used that as a way to start a fucking conversation with me. Can you believe it? He expected me to spout off stupid memes with him for hours, like a jackass. Well, as a knee-jerk reaction to him talking about 4chan, I opened a new tab and browsed something else, but the faggot still wouldn't leave me. That whole meeting was a failure. The kid would litterally say "Mudkips?" every so often, like a retard. Since almost everyone else was as annoying as him, I almost felt like never coming back. That would have been a bad idea, now I'm the president of said club, and I ALWAYS tell that kid to fuck off if he starts talking to me.
I force them all to watch dokuro-chan. A quarter of them didn't come back the next time we met. Good fucking riddance. Next on my list is Higurashi. So far, the shy fanartist, who by the way isn't annoying at all or ugly, oddly, has been caught staring at me a couple of times, by me. I'm working up the courage to get her to suck my dick. Wish me luck.