What if everything you ever wanted came with
With all new features like FLYDYING, LASERBLAST, and CLAW!
You've had the nightmare, now try the KNIGHTMARE!
GUREN NISHIKI! Side effects include RADIATION DISKS! Use your RADIATION DISKS to get SWEET PILES OF EXP!
GUREN NISHIKI! Anything is possible!
The plothax you'll invent because you'll BE TOO POWERFUL FOR NORMAL PLOTHAX!
You'll feel like a KNIGHTMARE made of BICEPS!
"What about me and my Glasgow?"