Chiyo collapsed under the societal pressure of her own genius and shot herself.
Tomo was admitted to a local precinct for the criminally insane.
Sakaki is now the third best assassin in the world and is preparing for a visit with some kid with a light saber.
Yomi now works side by side with Richard Simons.
Kagura went to be an olympic level athlete, but is now assumed dead after a recent trip to survey Beijing.
Yukari is now the head director of the DMV.
Osaka is now the President of the United States.