"Louise, as your familiar a humbly request that you treat me with the same respect I treat you with. I promise that I will be loyal to you as long as you do not abuse me as a familiar and you provide me with the things I need to live. In return, I will serve you to the best of my ability. Hopefully the two of us can sustain a harmonious relationship which will prove advantageous to the both of us. As I see it, the current treatment with which you handle me is counter-productive and only serves to damage our collective morale, focus, motivation, and overall ability. I would be more than happy to serve you as your familiar, but I ask that you acknowledge that I am more than a dog, and I am, in fact, another human being with extremely valuable otherworldly knowledge, steadfast loyalty to you, and an extreme potency with weapons of all types which is a direct product of our contract as Mage and Familiar."
Would this make Louise stop being a bitch? y/n