instinctively both cover myself and tkae cover while screaming for the lady to get out so I can make it to clothes to better evaluate the situation. If shit hits the fan and she is hostile, I go commando home and wait for the news report, else I opt for communicator with a female assist who dresses the whore before the meeting. My name is by request left out of the news reports and I resolve the situation in a swift and tactful manner before grabbing some pizza and going home to sleep. I've thought about shit like this before. Ask me what I'll do if a TV character came to life.