Funny story; I actually found one of those things in the street when I picked up my mail today. Unfortunately some asshole nearly ran me over while I was walking across the street at the crosswalk. He flipped me off, so I grumbled and jokingly pressed the button at him. All of a sudden a van down the street went geared out of park and backed into the guy, sending both vehicles to the other side of the street in a loud crash. He was carted off by the paramedics afterwards, all bloody and bruised.
I'm scared, /a/. What have I found?