No. Fuck you. Listen as a wisefag around here I'm going to tell you the cold hard facts of the internet. As toughguy as it may sound you really only have 2 options the minute you log onto your internet browser. Win or Fail. The minute you choose one you cannot choose the other...okay maybe you might fail after winning, but chances are if you win hard enough all successive fail will be promptly ignored. Anyway the point is if you fail you fail, we cannot make you unfail, you simply have to live with yourself and your fail.
At best you could spend an entire year lurking without ever posting, but I'm sure you'll find away to fuck even that up.
sage for catching over the internet
sage for tripfaggotry
sage for Gayass
sage for not Naruto