Death of 4chan

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Hello, 4chan. I believe you know me already. My name is FBI Man. I have been watching you Anonymous folk very closely over the last couple of years, and I am sad to report that I will soon be shutting this trash-site down. Your website is nothing but a stewing pot of racism, sexism, and child pornography. I am disgraced and disgusted that I was tasked with monitoring such a filthy website, but I at least got paid big milli for it. I'm just letting you know that you have a few more days left to rot in this Internet hell of yours before I give official word to the people above me that have the authority to shut sites like this down. So, if you feel the need to post child pornography, please do so right now.