I'm surprised you didn't say that my computer's in my basement. 'Basements' don't exist in the UK. Virtually no house in the UK has one. And we have 'Flats', not 'Apartments'. If you must know, I live in a 2-bedroom house, and my computer's in my living room. And I have a girlfriend (yes, like irony, an alien concept to Americans here on /a/!). She's coming over tonight. She's a cracking bit of crumpet like Ranpha Franboise. And she's promised to screw me senseless tonight.