To the Debby Downers who just can't pass up an opportunity to be an dickwad,
Stripey the Cat is watching you.
Watching you from heaven.
Stripey the Cat will watch you fap.
She'll watch you when you shit.
She'll watch you when you sleep.
She'll know you better than Santa.
And it won't be coal in your stocking she'll leave when it comes Christmas morning.
Hope everyone else has a nice day.