"I was banned from /a/ once, on allegations of lewd behavior. Then, during the duration of my sentence, the site was knocked out. Am I implying that I was involved? Oh, God no. There are other boards on the site. Am I saying that God loves me more than the rest of those internet maggots combined? Oh, most certainly."
-Excerpt from "101 Reasons Why I'm Better Than Basically Everyone Else"