"I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left; the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big." - Zach Braff on fame
"Well, at least I'm ok." - Zach Braff on 9/11
"I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people." - Zach Braff on reality shows.
"For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know? " - Zach Braff on co-stars