When I'm in class, my teacher draws some wierd doodles on the chalk board. When I see them, I think they blink at me. After I realize it, I'm standing in a pool with ten clones of myself, all of them pointing and laughing at me. Suddenly, the pool becomes filled with blood, and a giant mech comes out of the water. It begins playing hackey sack with me as the sack, and I'm suddenly tossed into space. While in space, I grab this giant gold hammer, and swing it down onto the earth. As I move the hammer, another mech is rushing towards me with a hugeass drill. The cockpit opens up on the mech to show a bunch of scantily clad maids and a crocodile, each yelling at me for something. The drill hits me, and sends me flying very far into space.
What feels like several hours later, I wake up staring into the eyes of humanoids with little computers on their face. One of them asks how strong I am, and another crushes his face computer, saying it's over 9000. I get into an epic battle, leading to my hair glowing blonde and having a tail jut from my ass. The fight concludes when a guy with a baseball bat comes up and smacks me in the face, and proceeds to bash my near-dead body with it. He finally stops, and I wake up, realizing the teacher threw a stick of chalk at me. The girl next to me calls me a dumbass, and next thing I know, I'm in the hallway holding buckets.