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Hey Faggots,

My name is Zangulus, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are flat-chested, retarded, low-lifes who spend every second of their day defeating stupid-ass villians. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than that episode where you played Tennis.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have the Howling Sword, and have a fucking awesome hat. What swords do you have, other than "the Sword of Light"? Oh wait, you lost it. I also have an awesome cape, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just married me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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