I went to the beach once. I was just strolling around, checking out all the ladies that I knew I would never have the nerve to approach, when BAM! Out of nowhere, there's a 13-14 year old girl taking her swimsuit top off and leaving her chest exposed as she put on a shirt. Luckily I have transition glasses so people couldn't see my eyes as they tracked her glorious mounds until they were concealed by the shirt
It was glorious. Best. Day. Ever.