I've a low paying job because I only have enough time to be a part timer.
My car is a beater because I have no money. Also, my sister drove it for a few years, so after that it's pretty much dead. Fucking women drivers. And old people. But old lady drivers, my god, use your god damn mirrors, turn your fucking head and get back to sucking hard candy.
My apartment is tiny because...actually, I like that. Too much space between one person and you run out of shit to decorate with.
But I can't deny that last part, I am pretty useless.