Kahroool, let me tell all about how,
the Flying Pussyfoot got flipped, turned upside down.
And I liked to take a minute,
Just sit right there,
I'll tell you how a story changes kaleidoscopically.
In 1930 the Train road the tracks,
The transcontinental master of railways,
Jiving and buggin' and acting real cool,
Loaded with explovises, killers and thives,
when a couple of goon who were off to New York
started talking about the rail tracers myth.
It was on little joke but Jacuzzi got scared and said;
"I'm off to get the conductor, wait right there."