A flat chest is truly wonderful. A testament against time! Ne'er to sag! Even into old age they will stay quite lovely! Yes, of course, a flat chest is the richest treasure you can find! Large breasts. Bah. Brought down by gravity, nothing more than lingering sacks that prove man's filthy ancestry. A vision for only a short span, they quickly become eyesores and all but the lucky few. An eyesore! Those who indulge in them oft times neglect the rest of the feminine body. The sleek collar bones, the integral rib cage, the curve of the navel, the firmness of the skin, it's quality, they will disregard the flaws and note only the breasts. But a flat chest! An unobstructed view! That petite body, that elegant look, a goddess! A body that defies the physics of this world, they ignore that which man has come to rely on! Like human wisdom, it is the essence of miracles, not faux deities or the like! Embrace them! That which is not there! A rarity! A jewel! A DELICIOUS. FLAT. CHEST!