Make them surf in a volcano made of cum, with a surfboard forged in the mountain of Dickurpicus. While on their magical trip they encounter purple gnome balls. They find out that they must suck on them to pass and enter the room of rooster dicks where they can find the hidden treasure of king HG the third.
So they go into the room to find that there's a dick attached to a spring in the treasure box. At first they think it's a practical joke, so they toss it out the way and look for treasure in the box. LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, THE DICK WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE SPRING FROM PULLING A GIANT SEX ORGY OF GREEK GODS FROM ROLLING ON TOP OF THEM! So they run like fuck to get out, only to realize that their surfboards have melted in the intense heat of the molten cum. So they put on their rubber lifejackets, codename "C.O.N.D.O.M." and swim to the top of the volcano.
After the danger is done, they go home and sleep with each other.