Speaking of shota, /a/, I'd just like to say that you have ruined me.
But god, any of you would have been turned on by this kid. God, he looked so perfect, in a way that was almost 2D. He had blond hair and blue eyes and the cutest smile and his legs were great. It was pajama day where I work, and he was wearing the tightest shirt and... he was in his underwear, practically.
I had to leave the room.
He couldn't have been more than six.
Shoot me now, /a/!