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Sup Faggots,

My name is Matt, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on deviantart.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team, I have my own band, and I went to the motherfucking moon but that shit was already done so I went to Mars. Fucking Mars. Can you believe that shit? That's just how badass and awesome I am. What sports and instruments do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people while making clicking noises with your mouse"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch