So there I am, sitting there at the bar with my drink, and I'm kind of starting to get fuzzy and the tv is only showing sports. Man, sports, homoerotic games with men touching each others balls. That's so not gar. I shout "TURN TO YUGIOH! FUCK YEAH I GOT A 5 ON MY POST LOL", and then everyone stares at me and is like, "are you some kind of retard, son?" and that's when my eyes got hard and I shouted, 'IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUH-DUEL!"
Anyway, to make a long story short, that's how I got shot in my shoulder by Southern gentleman at sunrise.