"Lord Suzaku once said 'A uke is known for being tsundere and unwanting of your display of love. So you must shove them down. Beat them up and rape them. Then they learn how deeply you care for them. Proceed to dump them after you've had sex with them for the 4th time. Ignore the fact that they commit suicide upon your betrayal."
-Excerpt from "101 Reasons Why Suzaku Is Not Gay"