Want to hear a joke anonymous?
Okay! Here it goes!
Once there was this guy who was talking to the ghost of his dead grandfather. So he asked him a question.
'How long is a million years to a ghost?' he wanted to know. And the ghost answered.
'A million years is like a second to me.' Next the man asked....
'How much is a million dollars to a ghost?' And the ghost answered.
'A million dollars? It is but one, small, cent to me.' When he heard that, the man pretended to smile all nice and then said....
'Well then, gramps, how about giving me one of your cents then?' Laughing the ghost replied.
'Sure. Right away.'
'But can I get you to wait just a second?'