You know I had a mango today.
I bought it from this guy on the corner. He had this disgruntled look to him, and he was selling them by the boxload. So I bought six off of him for about seven dollars, because I didn't know how many I could eat in one day. However, on my way home, I bumped into this guy I knew from school and I dropped about two of them into the road.
Of course, he helped me pick them up and everything, but he said he wanted to "repay me for my loss". Being the shy person I am, I remarked that it was only fruit, ran home, hid at my computer desk, and ate one of the four mangos I had left.
... I'm such a horrible person.