Undisputable Facts

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Suzaku Fans:
-get laid on a regular basis by the hottest women in the world
-excel at athletics and academics
-hold important jobs and titles in the workplace and society
-protect the world from danger behind the scenes
-invent and discover ways to better our lives
-have good taste in music
-are the backbone of our society

Lelouch fans:
-cut themselves
-are spoiled and hate their parents for no reason
-don't play or like sports
-are questionably gay and never get laid
-live off their parents
-have a bad taste in music
-contribute nothing to society